i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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