chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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