Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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