The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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