In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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