you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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