big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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