So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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