You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think i have herpe
just one?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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