im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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