Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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