Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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