You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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