I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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