She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
