Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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