You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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