okay pat passed out under dana's car
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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