They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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