I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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