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• (716): View more from New York

  So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?

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  I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her

  (716): View more from New York

  Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish

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• (716): View more from New York

  she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.

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• (415): View more from California

  You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  #1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.

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