Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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