dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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