Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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