My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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