this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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