just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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