unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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