I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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