Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
