I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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