and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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