i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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