Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
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all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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