There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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