I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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