Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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