Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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