in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The ass gains better be worth it
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