I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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