this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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