This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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