She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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