Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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