How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I will be naked everywhere
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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