you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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