he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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