Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My feet surprised me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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