Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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