Ambien. No doubt about it.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself