she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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