I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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