flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Randomize