I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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