I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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