Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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